Nice Peter/John Lennon:
You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle,
Why you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower,
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour
Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me
And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick

Lloyd Ahlquist/Bill O'Reilly:
You fucking long-hair, living in your yellow submarine,
Well you're about to get sunk by the right wing, political machine
Stop your presses Lennon! You call me Mister Bill O'Reilly
When it comes to squashing limeys I come recommended highly
You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison,
I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison
You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo
And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's

Nice Peter/John Lennon:
Well you can't buy me love but I'll kick your ass for free,
I'll take Maxwells's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up,
Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up!

Lloyd Ahlquist/Bill O'Reilly:
Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a beetle
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, that's how I survive
Now here's Sting... what? Fuck it, we'll do it live!