Bentley Green/Young Michael Jackson:
Ooh! Elvis Presley as I live and breathe,
You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese
You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet
I've seen it
Every record you set, man, I beat it
Here's a tip: Don't swallow a bucket of drugs,
so you don't die in the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love
I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up
Watch me Moonwalking and I step on your Blue Suede
Even in death I go platinum on Blu-ray
Spitting out hits since I was six years old,
I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls

Lloyd Ahlquist/Elvis Presley:
Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap
You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have
I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes,
Three for your family and four for your nose
You better surrender, talking about them ABC's
'cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees
This is the big time Jacko, no dress rehearsal,
I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi Commercial
I can tell you're angry but I can't comprehend it,
I stole from black culture, why are you offended?
Your daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy,
Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony

Nice Peter/Old Michael Jackson:
Ooh! It's about time for a Thriller,
Didn't loose any chocolate, I just added vanilla
I'm going Off The Wall, I won't stop 'till get enough
Whooping your big fat ass, with my shining glove
How you gonna talk about birds and bees,
When you met your own wife when she was only fourteen?
Then you made one daughter, she came to me,
I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee
You should have stayed in the army dude,
Shamone, even Tito looks better than you
I'm singing: Ah! You're singing: Don't be cruel
There's only one crown baby, let the one King rule

Lloyd Ahlquist/Elvis Presley:
You're a creeper dude, you like to grab your own wanger
I only let you marry my daughter 'cause I knew you'd never "bang" her
You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie,
I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie
You lost your damn mind, that's why they cast you in The Wiz
You're like a sad white woman, who never got to be a kid
I'm out before you try to hold me and free your willy
Later weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building!